Jun 26, 2024
All the Spanish fans know that Granada has a seemingly impossible goal. From the time they decided to break into the Europa League to the time they are likely to qualify for the Champions League according to the current trend, they left an unforgettable picture for each opponent, just as they lost cleanly against Malaga today.
What amazes those fans is that Granada has already overfulfilled unconsciously at present, and they are still sticking to the ranking of the Europa League in the standings. If we can continue this winning attitude to wait for them that season, it will be the European War Tour that we have been dreaming of for a long time.
Granada has stumbled from the beginning of the season to the present five-game winning streak, and then it has stabilized its position in the standings. The mystery here can be said that the fans all know that the reason is naturally inseparable from Kabibamba. I believe that Real Madrid, which was defeated by them, can’t wait to take them back to camp.
Even the old coach Coboni told the assistant coach after the game that "the next ten years will belong to Kabi and Bam, and of course, Shadugir, who plays for Atletico Madrid. Maybe I will retire and put away my coach in a few years, but I am still interested in seeing with my own eyes the moment when Kabi and them started their own era."
"Or is that era coming in a season?" After the assistant coach finished, he gave a kind of eager answer from coach Coboni, and slowly raised his mouth. Coach Coboni’s tension in the face of the team’s victory was slightly slowed down and then he said a joke. "So? Will it be another game? "
They had a tacit understanding and smiled lightly, and then they waited in the locker room for the players to finish dressing and bathing. After that, the team would go to the local airport in three hours and take a club to arrange a special plane to go back to Granada at night. The original plan of taking the train back the next day was completely abandoned.
Based on winning a big victory, the atmosphere in the locker room of the team was also lighter than that at halftime. Many players talked and laughed. Some players even slapped their teammates with long bath towels, which was a funny way to interpret the ease and comfort at this moment. Besides, coach Coboni didn’t stop them, which made the players sing the team songs gradually.
Kabi didn’t cater to his teammates very deliberately. His mouth was motionless. He just came out of the bathroom and he was seriously changing his clothes, shoes and pants. Not to mention the strange guy Bam, who had already made all the gestures and made it quieter than Kabi. He plugged his headphones and seemed to listen to the piano song "Pathetic Chapter 3" again.
As a result, he just walked out of the bathroom with his hair half exposed and his hair still wet. The rat habitually knocked on Kabi’s shoulder and said, "Idiot! Why is it so quiet? Are you unhappy that I took the title of best player? In fact, there is nothing I can do. I can play football besides being smart and handsome. You should forgive me! "
Seeing the hemp rat turn a big corner to praise himself, Kabi didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. Finally, he "snorted" and replied, "You deserve to be proud of yourself tonight. I’m happy for you!"
After that, Kabi was going to put on another sneaker. That guy wiped his hair and touched Kabi’s shoulder again. Then he said mysteriously, "Hey! Want to tell you something worth champagne? "
Kabi’s shoelaces were tied in half. He looked up and said, "What? Are you pregnant? Congratulations! Not only did you win the best player award, but now you are pregnant. Tell me who your mother is? "
Disappointingly, the hemp rat couldn’t hold back his laughter. He laughed so suddenly that he stuffed his ear tube and listened to the piano music. Bam also raised his head and glanced at him, let alone other teammates. Then the hemp rat quickly stopped laughing and said, "Idiot! You’re just fucking pregnant. Correct your attitude first and then I’ll tell you this champagne-worthy thing. "
"If I say I don’t want to listen to you, I won’t be able to sleep tonight," Kabi said, taking the opportunity to glance at the hemp rat.
Marmot’s intuitive topic is to cut into the theme. He didn’t care about Kabi’s indifference, but said, "I just heard in the bathroom that Coach Coboni has confirmed the holiday arrangement for the next three celestial bodies. I believe that the old man will officially announce this decision later." Is it worth champagne? Will you go out for a short vacation with me? "
It sounds like Kabi heard an idiot saying’ one plus one equals two’ nonsense. He "hummed" when he saw Marmot, the idiot had a smug face, and then he made a mocking idiot smile and said, "First of all, you invited me to go on vacation with you. I must refuse to be coach Coboni again. In fact, everyone knows that if we win this game, we will get a three-day short vacation idiot! Have you forgotten? "
The hemp rat was puzzled by the coming short vacation. Instead of answering Kabi’s question, he muttered to himself, "Mom! It’s meaningless to go to the beach before summer. Are there any towns suitable for holiday nearby? Let me think about it again. "
Kabi has no time to pay attention to the hemp rat. He intends to continue to pack up his equipment. Just after the backpack is buckled, the hemp rat guy slaps his shoulder from behind and says, "Have you decided yet? Where will you spend your holiday in the next three days? You shouldn’t be hiding at home and playing an autistic role again, should you? "
Kabi replied without thinking, "I think you are not only handsome, but also smart, and even your memory is surprisingly weak. Have you forgotten that I am going back to Marseille?"
"Oh ~ ~ ~!" The hemp rat made a short shout and then it was funny to put his head on Kabi’s shoulder and pretend to be a little girl. He said, "Mr. Golden Boy! I am waiting for you in Marseille, France! Come and save me! Mr. Golden Boy! Come quickly! "
How can Kabi stand the idiotic joke of the hemp rat? He suddenly shrugged his shoulders and hit the hemp rat’s head and said, "I have to wake you up. You know best that I am going back to Marseille. Please don’t tell anyone, okay?"
Ba was not angry when he was hit by a hemp rat. He even dared to say that little girl voice and said, "Don’t worry! Mr. Golden Boy! I will keep it a secret! Hey ~ ~! " to be continued
Chapter three hundred and seventeen I can’t go back to my old place
Granada players returned to the training base, and when Coach Coboni dissolved the team, it was about 1: 00 a.m. the next day. The old man also warned his battalion members that they should not touch any alcohol during the holiday, so as not to let him know that it was fine, or they would face punishment.
Coach Coboni’s order naturally has another explanation, and the players are well aware of it. He said that it is natural that coach Bonny can’t control too much. Even if a player drinks for three days and three nights during the holiday, then simply don’t let coach Coboni catch hold of it. The best way is to keep a low profile and don’t post drinking photos to social networks.
Besides, in the face of the exceptionally short three-day holiday, the players don’t care about the drowsiness coming in the early hours of the morning. They arranged all the travel details on their way back, or they went abroad for three days or went to the next town to enjoy the scenery, just like that idiot Marmot. He asked his agent to arrange a first-class flight ticket for him.
The teammates said goodbye when they disbanded, and then went their separate ways. At this time, the hemp mouse also came to the parking lot. He was about to get into his sports car, but when Kabi came a few steps, he gave a sly smile and said, "Hey! Idiot! I wish you all the best in Marseille and hope to attend your wedding next year! "
It suddenly sounded like Kabi’s face had changed a color. He almost rushed to beat the idiot of Marmot. After that, he hurriedly approached Marmot and said in a small voice, "Mom! Are you suffering from dementia again? I’ve told you not to tell anyone about my return to Marseilles. Can’t you see the other teammates are still here, you idiot? "
I don’t know if I’m worried that Kabi really wants to beat himself. Seeing this, the hemp rat hastily pulled the door and said to Kabi through the door, "Don’t worry too much. Look at the other teammates. I just said that if no one can hear you, don’t be nervous. I advise you to go home, take a shower, pack up and go to the airport. It’s almost time!"
Although the car door was open, the window was pressed, so Kabi reached over and played the ear of the hemp rat, which made the expression of the hemp rat quite exaggerated and painful. Then Kabi also saw that his dissatisfaction was vented and said, "If Coach Coboni hadn’t insisted that we disband after we came back, I would have arrived in Marseille by this time, but I didn’t hear you say where you were going for your holiday."
The hemp rat still hissed in his mouth, clutching his ears. It was a few seconds before the hemp rat rubbed his ears and let go, saying in a very batting practice tone, "Alas! It’s too urgent, or I’ll have my agent arrange a private jet for me, but it’s not easy to get a first-class ticket in a short time. So you want to know where I’m going for my holiday? If you let me play your ear, I’ll tell you. "
"No way! I won’t sacrifice my ear for a meaningless question! " After that, Kabi is going to get ready to board his own blue SUV and go home as soon as possible to pack everything before noon in France.
The hemp rat gave a look with a snort of laughter. He was about to ignite the engine of the sports car, but at the same time he and Kabi heard a sound in the dark corner ten meters away. "I think Kabi is quite sensitive to going back to France today!"
The dark corner is dark and lacquered everywhere, which is the most unlighted place in the parking lot of the training base. Just around 1: 00 in the morning, I heard this mysterious sound, let alone Kabi. Even the hemp mouse who had already sat in the carriage was shocked.
Kabi stopped, looked around and found that his teammates had already gone completely during the conversation with the hemp rat. His heart said that the sound coming from the dark corner was so sudden that neither himself nor the hemp rat noticed that there was someone there. Besides, it was dark and it was hard to find even if five or six people were hiding there.
"shh ~! Shh ~! Look! That car is Bam. Do you think that sound is familiar? " The hemp rat poked its head out of the carriage, pointed to the dark corner and said
Kabi looked back at the hemp rat and didn’t reply when he heard a small step coming from the dark corner. Now the parking lot is everywhere, and others make that step sound extremely uncomfortable. So Kabi consciously stepped back a few steps, keeping his eyes on the dark corner and the light receiving range.
The hemp rat left the carriage and approached the front of Kabi. He looked a little angry like that. Maybe he knew which one was hiding in the dark corner to scare himself and Kabi, so he might rush to beat the man up. At this time, Kabi also said softly, "If it’s Bam? Don’t get angry and listen to his explanation. Maybe he didn’t mean to hide in a dark corner to scare us. "
I didn’t know that there was another sound before anyone came out of the dark corner. "Kabi, I heard you talking again. The parking lot was very quiet in the early hours of the morning, and I could hear you even if you said it quietly."
Half a second later, Bam came out of the dark corner. His face was mottled and he couldn’t find any expression on his face, which made it difficult for outsiders to guess his current basic state of mind, as if he were a ghost coming out of the dark corner and preparing to attack Kabi and hemp rats.
At the same time, Kabi and Marmot both breathed a sigh of relief. Then Kabi first asked, "What kind of trick are you playing when you hide in a dark corner to scare your teammates?" And you said I can’t go back to France today. Can you give me an explanation? "
It sounds like a hemp rat nodding his head again and again, just as Kabi has finished counting everything he is ready to say. He is also waiting for the reply from that strange guy Bam, and Bam’s posture is also weird. Instead of deliberately approaching Kabi and them, he consciously kept the two sides at a distance of about five or six meters, and then he said, "When the team disbanded, I first came to the parking lot and talked with my agent all the time. It is normal for you not to notice me later."
Bam’s explanation is very reasonable. Both Kabi and Machu argue that animals who walk alone like Bam are easily ignored by their teammates. Just now, Kabi and Bam may have been clearly heard by Bam. As Bam himself said, the parking lot is quiet, and everything can be easily heard.
Kabi wanted to continue to ask, but Bam took the initiative to say, "I have no interest in knowing why Kabi went back to Marseille, but it is very sensitive for you to step into France at this time because my agent just informed me that Paris Saint-Germain is going to carry out a crazy plan!" to be continued
Chapter 300 Paris madness
Bam is not the kind of person who likes to talk. He likes to be a part of himself, and the most abundant actions he has given are running and dribbling on the court. But at present, his performance is against his own nature because he has been standing in the parking lot and talking to Kabi Marmot for nearly fifteen minutes.
Most of what Bam said came from his agent. Kabi can also guess that the conversation between Bam and his agent was short, but at this moment Bam expanded the whole thing as if the central point of the matter was actually two minutes, while Bam talked for more than ten minutes.
However, from beginning to end, Bam didn’t move a step. He still didn’t know that he kept several body positions away from Kabi and others. Although he didn’t say anything, there was no expression in his basal face. To exaggerate, Kabi almost didn’t see Bam blink. Intuitively, Bam was like a robot with voice function.
However, Kabi’s attention is still relatively moderate. After all, what Bam said has an absolute period with himself. It is rare for Bam to say a novella. Not only did he never interrupt Bam from it, but he never left the midpoint of his eyes, which made Bam slightly uncomfortable and took the opportunity to dig his nose to try to hide his embarrassing feeling.
A hemp rat listened very carefully. After all, it was really a wonder for him to witness Bam open his mouth for a long time. However, as Bam told the central point of the matter, he relaxed a little, and even took out his mobile phone and boarded the social network for a while. Finally, he was a little impatient.
Marmot doesn’t care about things, and Kabi understands it very well. First, it’s a little uncomfortable to drink cold air in the parking lot on the outskirts of this town in the early hours of the morning. Plus, after a game and coming back by plane overnight, the players in Granada have long been tired. What they should do most is to go home quickly and hide in bed and have a big sleep.
Second, it turns out that when Bam tells things, it’s natural for him to stay out of it. He gradually yawns while playing with his mobile phone. He certainly doesn’t care when Bam will leave for home. He can’t bear to throw Kabi, an idiot friend, but he insists on waiting until the end.
Then, after a minute, Bam gently closed his mouth, as if he had just held his breath at the bottom of the sea. As soon as his chest stood up, he let himself take a breath of the atmosphere, and his eyes were so desperate for a reply that he kept staring at Kabi, which embarrassed Kabi. Once, he called the hemp rat next to him and asked him what he thought.
The light reflected from the screen of the mobile phone makes the face of the hemp rat very pale. The idiot is like a mask-applying person, but he doesn’t give a kind of impatience when he is touched by Kabi. Instead, he stares at the screen of the mobile phone and keeps pressing his mouth, but says, "Mom! I found that all three of us are idiots, three absolutely incurable idiots! "
"Oh ~? Can you really give some advice? Then tell me about it, "said Kabi. He also turned to look at Bam.
However, the hemp rat then replied that it was also very funny. The idiot glanced at Kabi and said, "It’s so cold that there is heating in the car in the early morning, but we three idiots are talking here for more than ten minutes. Oh, my God! My mother! Please forgive your son for becoming an idiot and making friends with another idiot! "
The face was blown by the cold wind for a long time, which made Kabi want to laugh, but Nai’s facial muscles were particularly stiff. Finally, he swallowed and his throat seemed to shake. "I asked you to give me your opinion on this matter. If you don’t have it, just say that there is no such thing as so much bullshit?"
On the other side, Bam didn’t say he was leaving. He stood stiffly in the same place like a exhausted robot and glanced at Marmot. The idiot seemed to want to hear Marmot’s idiot’s opinion. Finally, Marmot replied, "First of all, this matter has nothing to do with me. If I have to give some advice, I can say that it is all tabloid media speculation. Besides, we haven’t heard Paris Saint-Germain unilaterally claim that although this matter is crazier, its feasibility is actually very low. Even though Paris Saint-Germain has become a European tycoon, it is necessary to package the three And I want to remind Kabi that you’re going back to Marseilles, not Paris. Can’t you put off that thing any longer? "
After that, I saw that Bam finally twisted his body slightly and said, "I wonder what was the purpose of joining Granada?" And who teammates will you play with in the future? How much do you want to win the championship? Will switching to Paris Saint-Germain in the summer help me win more championship medals? "
Bam’s reply was not easy to understand, and soon the hemp rat replied, "Hum! In addition to the temptation of a professional football player to have a generous annual salary, there are those so-called championship medals. Everyone’s thoughts are close, isn’t it? "
Bam didn’t answer. He didn’t look at Kabi and Marmot. He boarded his car without even saying hello. He quickly left the parking lot of the training base and gradually got used to Bam’s style. Kabi and Marmot didn’t react strongly. The guy even sighed and pulled the door back into the carriage and said, "It’s so warm in the carriage!"